faker

SO did anyone know that spiders can play dead? Yesterday there was a spider playing dead in my kitchen on the floor. It was laying all crumpled and crooked and I almost stepped on it - and actually had thought that I DID because I thought the bastard was dead and was cringing at the thought of having unknowingly stepped on it (with my bare feet)
So I went to go get a tissue to grab it and flush it and then when I grabbed it, it of course started freaking out, ran frantically away, I pursued it, killed it flushed it. the end.
Why does this matter? It doesn't.
But I though it was funny.
ish
And I didnt't want to write about what is really bothering me of course